[Mind-reading tyrant
Sheng Xiaoguo went through the book and was about to freeze to death in the cold palace at the beginning.
In order to survive, she was forced to bind to the "Three Realms Eating Melon System" and turned into a humanoid pendant, stuck within three meters of the moody tyrant Xiao Jingchuan.
On the outside, he is trembling and pretending to be quail, but on the inside, he is dancing crazily on the front line of eating melons:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, His Majesty, please spare his life, I am too weak to take care of myself..."
In my heart: [Fuck! Exciting! The steward next to him not only stole the imperial seal, but he also wore the emperor's bright yellow royal underwear on himself? !
The tyrant who is about to draw his sword and kill people:? ? ?
With a backhand sword, he opened the steward's coat. The whole courtyard of the imperial guards looked at the dragon-patterned underwear fluttering in the wind, and their views were shattered.
——
The civil and military officials of the David Dynasty discovered that the emperor had recently suffered from a strange disease that "looked at who and who's house was confiscated."
Qingliu Yushi remonstrated to execute the evil concubine.
Sheng Xiaoguo covered her ears: [Stop scolding! You are a hypocrite who seizes your sister-in-law and wears a red peony bellyband under your court dress. How can you pretend to be a moral standard!
The tyrant sneered and drew his sword in front of the court to split open the censor's court uniform. The red peony flashed across the court and blinded the civil and military officials.
Civil and military officials (trembling): Please! My dear, please stop eating! Our background has been exposed!
——
Everyone thought that the tyrant kept Sheng Xiaoguo just as a useful intelligence tool.
Late at night, in Panlong Palace.
The tyrant tightly held her in his arms, his eyes were slightly red, and his voice was humble and paranoid:
"Guoguo, tell me something else... I can't sleep without your voice."
[This is the first time for a newbie to write a book. If you have any questions, please let me know.]