Pretending to Be Nice Has No Effect! My Bamboo Horse Brother Is up to No Good

[Two male protagonists + reunion after a long absence + green tea attack at the end of the year + complaints about straight men + relaxed and funny] Shen Yan always thought that his sweet brother Zhou Wan, whom he had not seen for ten years, was a weak and pitiful little boy who couldn't take care of himself. Until he went to the police station to collect people, he saw with his own eyes that Zhou Wan, who was 1.9 Meters tall, had just crushed two walnuts with one hand, then turned around and shrank behind him with an aggrieved voice: "Brother, they are so fierce, I'm so scared." Shen Yan's heart softened and he took this "poor little" home. After living together, Zhou Wan was a paragon of masculine virtue, doing all the laundry and cooking, and calling Shen Yan "brother" every time. Until Shen Yan discovered that whenever a blind date appeared around him, Zhou Wan would be "sick", "sprained" and "stomach ache", so he used the most advanced green tea method to quietly cut off all his peach blossoms. When Shen Yan finally realized something was wrong and tried to buy a station ticket overnight, he was stopped by Zhou Wan and his luggage at the train station. The pretending little white rabbit took off his disguise and stared at him with wolf-like eyes: "Brother, if you provoke me, you must be responsible to the end." Shen Yan trembled: "I just treat you as my brother!" Zhou Wan chuckled lightly and carried the person back: "What a coincidence, the last thing I want to be in my life is your good brother."