[When an NPC’s social feed is a chatroom for the gods]
Hua Juan’s biggest problem in life is always being accused of using cheats.
He can call anyone at random, and the God of Death answers: “Taking out zombies? Let me wash my hands. I’ll be there in a minute.”
He hires a tutor to help his neighbor’s kid with schoolwork, and the God of Exams shows up to give private lessons: “The hardest question? I’ll just change the grade.”
Even the stray cat downstairs is the God of Wealth in disguise, trying to swindle him: “I’ll stop pretending. This whole building has already been transferred to your name.”
Then he accidentally enters a horror game and becomes an NPC.
Player A: “Wasn’t this supposed to be a B-rank instance, Doomsday Hospital? Why does the boss call every NPC ‘Master’?”
Player B: “I filled in my admission number with my eyes closed in the exam instance. The System gave me a perfect score and said the answers had just been added!”
Faced with instances that have been thoroughly wrecked, the mastermind boss Cang Jie silently wipes his blade. “Plans have changed. We’re changing the game rules. All you have to do is pamper him.”
Later, the whole universe finds out:
The real name of this infinite-flow game is “Gods’ Baby-Spoiling Simulator”!!
And there’s only one secret to clearing it: Hold on tight to Hua Juan and don’t let go!
[Reader’s Guide]
Goofy infinite flow + gods vying for his affection, everyone’s a comedian, and he’s the beloved center of attention.
Cang Jie x Hua Juan
Instance elements: time resets/top-tier star audition/ghost school exam/gods’ amusement park…
Looks great, looking forward to the follow-up