After dressing as a Navy captain, I chose to lie flat.
My name is Zheng Yi,
I have worked in the street office for more than ten years.
After a nap, I traveled to the world of One Piece.
Good news: I became a naval colonel, the highest officer on an island in the East China Sea.
Bad news: I only have thirty men, and their equipment is worse than a pirate's slippers.
More bad news - I have an extra system.
The system says: Just lie down and sign in every day, and you will become stronger.
I said: Is there such a good thing?
The system said: But I have a problem - I love to complain.
I said: ... Just give me the reward.
As a result, there is a naval captain in the East China Sea that everyone cannot understand——
He either sunbaths on the recliner or dozes off in the office every day.
His subordinates thought he was a loser, and the pirates thought he was a soft persimmon.
His superiors thought he was a dawdling relation man.
Even his lieutenant - a fanatic with unbridled loyalty but a flawed brain - firmly believes that he is brewing some terrible plan.
Until one day, a group of pirates broke into his jurisdiction.
The man in slippers and yawning,
One punch punched a hole in the bow of the pirate ship.
Said something casually:
"Comrades... No, pirates, you are interrupting my lunch break."
