My Immortal Cultivation Experiments Always Go Hilariously Wrong

Lin Bei, a graduate student in materials science, transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes a good-for-nothing with five spiritual roots. What does having five spiritual roots mean? Someone with a single spiritual root is called a genius. With five, he's called... useless in all five elements. But he doesn't panic. As a graduate student in materials science, he firmly believes that the essence of cultivation is physics and chemistry. Don't know how? Run an experiment! And so begins the most outrageous career in the history of the cultivation world. While others cultivate by meditating, he starts by drawing up an experimental flowchart. While others refine pills using ancient recipes, he sets up an Excel spreadsheet to calculate precise ingredient ratios. While others break through in silence, his breakthroughs come with dazzling rainbow lights and explosions across a hundred meters, plus auspicious clouds shaped like a giant wok descending from the sky. For his first attempt at pill refinement, he uses hot pot base as an ingredient and brews a pot of “Truth Soup” that makes anyone who drinks it die of embarrassment. After drinking it himself, he tells the Discipline Elder, “Your hair's fake, isn't it?” He nearly gets kicked out of the sect. For his first attempt at improving a cultivation technique, he treats the Qi Guiding Art like a router and optimizes its spiritual energy nodes, tripling his cultivation speed. But whenever he circulates his energy, his whole body glows in rainbow colors, flashing like a nightclub dance floor. The light can be seen for miles. He earns himself the nickname “Explosive Immortal.” But the most outrageous discovery is yet to come. Lin Bei realizes that the cultivation world is actually a massive program written by an ancient civilization. The Heavenly Dao is the server, cultivation techniques are code, and spiritual energy is the system's operating resource. This server has been bugged for thirty thousand years. And he just happens to be the only living super administrator of the System! [Also known as] “The Cultivation World's Number One Demolition Expert,” “The Heavenly Dao's Contractor,” “I Turned Cultivation into a Sandbox Game,” and “How to Use Science to Blow Your Way to Seven Wives”