My three-and-a-half-year-old daughter pointed at the homeless man on the roadside and called her daddy. The next second, his hair exploded into colorful auspicious clouds, and he snatched my daughter away and said he wanted to save the world. I caught up with him and discovered that my daughter was a living pollution detector, the homeless man was a time and space law enforcement officer, and my useless dad actually had a bloodline that could reverse time sealed in his body.
