History Is All Twisted by Me

“History isn’t something you memorize by rote. It’s something you have fun messing with.

But before you can mess with it, you have to understand it.

My name is Lin Xiaodian. I’ve messed with the Qin Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms, the Tang Dynasty, and the Song Dynasty.

You ask why I mess with history? Because, ”

“That’s how I’ve messed history into what it is!”