The story of the emperor's promotion in modern society
Lin Bei, the product manager of a major Internet company, died suddenly at two in the morning while working on the 18th version of the requirements document.
When he opened his eyes again, he became Zhu Youtang, Emperor Hongzhi of the Ming Dynasty.
Wearing a dragon robe and being worshiped by all the ministers sounds very cool, right?
However the reality is:
There are four hundred thousand taels left in the national treasury, which is not enough to pay wages to the harem;
The chief minister of the cabinet was eager to teach the seventeen-year-old emperor how to do things;
The Tatars at the border are shouting for battle every day, and the vassal kings are all thinking about the dragon throne;
There is also an inexplicable live broadcast system in the brain, the audience starts from 0 and increases...
Lin Bei took a deep breath and made a decision that went against his ancestors:
"From today on, I will not work overtime, be PUA, or be a puppet."
So——
The Minister of Revenue forced him to save money? He took out Excel and KPI with his backhand and turned all the staff of the six departments into workers;
Did the civil servants accuse him of being dissolute and immoral? He founded the "Royal Tabloid", which serialized his "fishing daily life" and sold out of stock;
The enemy wants to stage a coup? He started a live broadcast, allowing 200 million viewers on the Internet to watch the counter-insurgency scene...
The ministers of the Ming Dynasty cried and asked: "Your Majesty, can you seriously act like a foolish emperor?"
Lin Bei: "I don't know if it's serious or not, but my company is about to go public."
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Three hundred years later, the historian opened the "History of the Ming Dynasty" and wrote with trembling:
"In the reign of Emperor Xiaozong, there were 996 officials, and the common people won evenly. It is said that he was a man who ruled the world by fishing for fish."
