“Son, no licking! Come build mech girls with Dad.”
On the day he divorced, 42-year-old Luo Mu won five million in the lottery and awakened the [I Am Not a Mecha God] System.
Successfully activate a mech girl and you’ll grow five years younger and unlock a ten-pull for Mecha Soul modifications.
Other people take their heartbroken sons to the club to cheer them up. I dragged my sobbing son into the garage. “Who needs to simp when mech girls are so much better?”
When he saw a mech girl approaching with top-tier gold-digger features,
his son got it!
“Dad, I want to compete with you for the Mecha God title!”
From then on, an absurd father-and-son duo took to the racing circuit:
Luo Mu was the driver, using all his delivery-riding tricks for dodging cars and cutting corners to time cards like [Thunderbolt Turn] and [Blazing Sprint].
His simp son was the operator, using all the focus he’d once spent waiting around for his crush to calculate cooldowns, summon giant beasts, and reshape the terrain with operation cards.
Others spend millions to draw an SSS card. I use the System’s enhancement to turn an E-rank trash card into a god-tier card. Others hole up before a race to practice teamwork. I drop off a few food orders along the way to earn gas money.
From underground tracks all the way to world champion, my ex-wife regrets everything and brings me soup every day to beg for another chance. The gold-digger who dumped my son begs on her knees for an autographed card!
“Sorry, ladies, we don’t know you. Please get in line for autographs.”
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