Genshin Impact: The Chosen One's Journey

Yaoheng was once a star god in a certain universe. After committing a divine crime, he was kicked by the Supreme God into Teyvat, where he crash-landed in the icy wastes of Nod-Krai. His soul was as rigid as a “weapon of war,” preferring to self-destruct rather than bow his head. But the Supreme God had already seen it coming: half of his soul was intercepted in advance, tossed into another dimension, and then pulled back. His emotions were extremely “abstract,” but that was still better than having none.

And so a new Yaoheng, with his mind full of plans for a quiet retirement, landed in Teyvat and powered up, bearing the authority of the corona.

The System gifted by the Supreme God ran automatically, serving as “end-of-life care” for a former subordinate.

The day his memories returned, he declared that this place was a paradise beyond even his wildest dreams, far better than the battlefield-ravaged cesspit he’d come from. After a lifetime of fighting, what was wrong with enjoying himself? An old sun deserved a nice place to retire.

Then he started wandering around Snezhnaya, eventually becoming a legion supervisor, and picked up a song-loving young female Harbinger as his girlfriend. In Inazuma, he confronted the Raiden Shogun and signed a treaty of surrender, then became the Five-Star Emperor. In Sumeru, he took Ei along to elbow Scaramouche. In Fontaine, he brought three Harbingers to deliver a “diplomatic note” to Furina, then solemnly promised Focalors before turning around and going back on his word: “I’m a star god, and a noble dragon. Everyone knows I don’t keep my promises.” Facing the two Archon sisters, he proposed solemnly:

“Ladies, things are urgent. Let’s kill the traitor Rhinedottir!”

When it came to the Moon Hunter, Lord Yao showed mercy and gave him one chance: defeat the corrupted Heavenly Bull designated ZTN-039, and he could reunite with his beloved.

The Moon Hunter stared silently at the Heavenly Bull, which kept calling out “Zetton.”

The Moon Hunter: “Are you kidding me?!”