I, Yuding, the strongest Taoist ancestor in the three realms, have only one pursuit in my life - to get off work on time and go home for tea.
But there are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me, and there are always projects that want me to work overtime!
There was a bug in the list of gods, and Yuanshi Tianzun asked me to go to a meeting. Me: "Set up an observation team and write a report three years later."
The crew of Journey to the West is stuck, and the monkey cannot defeat the monster. Me: "Just tell me your name and say that I'm covering you up. Let's see if he dares to take action!"
The Tiandao system has collapsed, and a cosmic property called the "Supervisor" is coming to trouble me. Me: "Do you believe I changed your core code to 'Yuding Zhenren is the most handsome man in the world'?"
Don't bother me, I just want to be a quiet salted fish. Whoever dares to interrupt my tea, I will let him experience what it means to "have the final say within the Three Realms."