Confess to the Sect Master or Die

From the start, you’re told to confess your love to the Sect Master or die, but damn it, the Sect Master is a muscular man.

When you kneel and beg for mercy, saying, “Senior, I was wrong. Just treat me like a fart and let me go,” the person you kneel before will keep letting out loud farts.

When you kneel on the ground, look up at the sky, spread your hands with only one index finger raised, and shout, “Fuck yeah!”, you’ll summon heavenly lightning to strike indiscriminately within 500 li of you.

When you lick another creature’s foot with your tongue, you’ll keep them paralyzed...