High Martial: I Joined the Demon-Slaying Bureau, but I'm Not a Siscon

[High Martial Arts + Everyday Life + Decisive and Ruthless + Comedy + Little Sister]

He transmigrated at the age of five, orphaned with a one-year-old sister and a convenience store on the verge of bankruptcy.

After surviving in this world for thirteen years, he finally went from barely having enough to eat to at least having food on the table. Along the way, he went from a child prodigy in elementary school to a genius in middle school, then a fallen genius in high school.

By now, life had snuffed out Lu Wuwei’s hopes of getting a golden finger. He planned to live like an ordinary person until he turned eighteen.

But just as Lu Wuwei thought he could coast on the campus beauty’s generosity, she treated him with all her heart, and he awakened the ability to touch corpses.

From that day on, the world gained a corpse-loving maniac.

“Brother, you sure had a rough death. Mind if I feel you up first?”

“So I heard you were talking behind my back? You’ve got two choices: find me a nice corpse, or become one yourself.”

“He was my dearest friend. Leave his body in my care.”

“Heh! Heh! Heh! This corpse is mine.”

Along the way, he discovered that his drama-loving little sister, Ye Anran, was hiding something too.

“Big Brother, you’re showing your true colors.”

“Little Sis, help! I’m dying!”

The siblings joined the Demon-Slaying Bureau, and from then on, this divine duo led the bureau astray.

The Demon-Slaying Bureau: “Hiring them was proof of our excellent judgment! Ahh! My storage room, my precious treasures! Who let these two troublemakers in? I’ll beat them to a pulp!”

When things are going well, Lu Wuwei has it covered. When things go south, Ye Anran takes over. When all hope is lost: “You with the surname Lu, sacrifice yourself first. It’ll be over in a moment.”

“When people speak my name…” “I’m not a lolicon, a necrophile, or a corpse-loving maniac. Careful, I’ll sue you for defamation!”

“My name is Lu Wuwei. Wuwei, as in doing whatever I want.”