Transmigrate into Douluo, awaken the Roast-and-Face-Slapping System, and bind with the Primordial Taotie martial soul!
Born with full innate soul power, and two soul rings at age six?
Sorry, the soul rings I get from the System start at four hundred years for my very first one!
What? Tang San has twin martial souls, the Mysterious Heaven Skill, and Tang Sect hidden weapons?
Heh. In front of my Primordial Taotie,
Blue Silver Grass? Swallowed!
Clear Sky Hammer? Swallowed!
Hidden weapons? I'll swallow them along with all your little tricks!
What? You're saying Spirit Hall is destined to lose, and Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue are doomed to tragic fates?
What a joke! With me, Lin Mo, around, I'll even swallow Tang San's protagonist halo!
Qian Renxue: Little brother Lin Mo, you saw through my disguise as Xue Qinghe at a glance?
Bibi Dong: Seventeen ranks of soul power at six years old? With talent like that, I must take you on as my direct disciple!
Hu Liena: Even I, your senior sister, can barely keep up with you. Can you stop being so monstrously talented?
[The System's Daily Roasts]
“Beep beep beep! Tang San's double standards detected! Host, get over there and face-slap him!”
“Holy crap, that works too? The original story really was written for Tang San!”
“Host, you're going to break Tang San at this rate... But I like it!”
“Qian Renxue's favorability +10! Host, make a move already! Stop cultivating all the time! You're going to die alone!”
A six-year-old Taotie, sweeping across Douluo!
The fate of Spirit Hall will be rewritten by me!
Tang San, just you wait!
Not bad, good looking, highly recommended