A Max-Level God Joins a Sect, Pretending to Be a Useless Weakling From the Start

[Cultivation + max-level powerhouse pretending to be a newbie + powerhouse lazing around in a sect + legendary figure forced back to work]

The Celestial God Yun Buqi woke up one day to find that the entire cultivation world was commemorating her "death" a thousand years ago.

Lu Yanli, formerly Yun Buqi: "? When did I die?"

After she'd heard enough of her own legends at the teahouse, she decided to disguise herself as a newbie and watch a sect's recruitment ceremony. But because her "bearing was too extraordinary," an elder dragged her into the Tianyan Sect, where she became the most "utterly ordinary" new disciple of the year.

Among her fellow disciples was the original protagonist group, destined to save the world.

From then on, things got increasingly bizarre...

As the sword prodigy practiced all night, she yawned. "I saw someone use that move two thousand years ago."

When an alchemy cultivator blew up their furnace, she offered them melon seeds. "Your heat control is no good. Back in my day, I roasted sweet potatoes with heavenly tribulation lightning, and even that was more reliable."

Then, during a trial, a world-ending monster awakened, and the entire sect was on the verge of defeat.

The "bottom-ranked junior sister" sighed and stepped forward, softly shushing the monster.

The monster instantly prostrated itself. The whole arena fell silent.

Lu Yanli turned to the petrified protagonist group and gave them a shy smile:

"I said I was just passing by... Do you believe me?"

"This move is called 'Shut Up.' I came up with it back then because they were too noisy."

"The tuition is three spirit stones. Anyone want to learn?"