My name is Chen Xu, I am a glorious time traveler, my profession is a sweeping disciple of Tianji Pavilion, and I work part-time as a stall teller.
But I have a secret: I have awakened the [Lies Come True] system.
I could see a real future, but the system forced me to tell "lies" that were the complete opposite of the truth.
And the lies I tell will become new "truths" because of the power of the system, which distorts cause and effect.
As a result, my fortune-telling stand became extremely weird.
I said to a poor scholar: "You will pick up gold nuggets when you go out tomorrow." The next day, he really tripped over a piece of gold.
I said to a monk who had been stuck in a bottleneck for many years: "You will never be able to break through in this life." As soon as I finished speaking, he caused a catastrophe on the spot and was promoted on the spot.
I joked to the seriously injured saint who came to ask for medicine: "Your injury is hopeless, unless you find the legendary immortal phoenix and use its tears as medicine." The next day, a phoenix chick hatched out of its shell in the mountain behind her sect.
Gradually, I became the most mysterious and unpredictable "divine fortune teller" in the world of immortality.
Countless holy masters and demon lords have crossed the threshold just to ask for a "secret" from me.
But I'm really going to collapse! I just want to live quietly, but every lie I tell in order to survive is pushing the world into an even crazier abyss!
Please, don't ask me, what I said is all lies!
