Programmer Lin Cheng dies suddenly and transmigrates to the cultivation world, where he binds himself to a Lie-Flat Cultivation System.
“Host, you have a Grade One Mixed Spirit Root, the worst kind in the cultivation world.”
“You mean, ”
“That’s right. Don’t cultivate. The more you lie flat, the stronger you get.”
After three years as a programmer, Lin Cheng is naturally suspicious of anything that sounds too good to be true.
There’s a catch to this System.
The System tells him to compete for the position of chief disciple
“No thanks. That’d be social death. I’ll go help out in the kitchen.”
The System frantically reports to headquarters.
Meanwhile, Lin Cheng fries up a pot of cabbage and cured pork in the kitchen, and the outer disciples line up for a taste.
He doesn’t cultivate, compete, or get caught up in the rat race. He quietly becomes a cook in the cultivation world.
The System has a complete breakdown.
