I Really Didn't Copy It, I Just Bumped the Technique!

(Happy article + just collision ➕ Urban martial arts ➕ Funny article ➕ Elbow attack ➕ Hexue steamed buns ➕ Biyangmen) My name is Su Ye, and I am the bottom student at Jiangcheng Martial Arts School. That day, He Shouyi, the evil genius recognized by the whole school and with a hundred thousand fans, falsely accused me in public of plagiarizing his secret skill "Black Water Mysterious Technique", and wanted to destroy my cultivation and expel me from the martial arts world! Faced with the dark guns of the Law Enforcement Bureau and the contempt of teachers and students in the school, I couldn't say anything. Fortunately, [Everything Can Collide System] has awakened! As long as there is a physical collision, you can copy the opponent's skills 100% losslessly or even critically evolve the opponent's skills! Looking at the arrogant and domineering He Shouyi, my center of gravity sank, my left shoulder tilted slightly, and with the posture of an ancient demon, I slammed into his arms with a flawless "Iron Mountain Kick"! Bite! The perfect iron rocker has been detected! Successfully copied the SSS-level "Deep Sea Mysterious Black Water Mysterious Art"! The next second, I used my black water mystic skill with my backhand, which was a hundred times more refined than his, and the whole place was completely silent! The school beauty even exclaimed! Facing He Shouyi, who was vomiting blood and fell to the ground, doubting his life, I stood with my hands behind my hands, looking innocent: "Everyone, please see clearly, how can the scholar's thing be called plagiarism? I just accidentally bumped into him, and our exercises happened to 'collide'. It was purely a coincidence!" Since then, the style of painting has changed. Meet the Grandmaster? A Mamba flying elbow hit the "Supreme Helicopter Killing Method"! Encounter with a Western god? A headbutt from Zidane hit the "Godhead Shattering Technique"! I really didn't plagiarize, I just have a close affinity with all the exercises in the universe!