I Didn't Plagiarize! Our Cultivation Techniques Just Happen to Be Similar!

[Comedy + accidental collisions + modern urban martial arts + humor + elbow strikes + Hexue Mantou + Biyang Sect]

My name is Su Ye, and I'm the worst student at Jiangcheng Martial Arts School.

That day, He Shouyi, the school's universally acclaimed genius and the idol of a hundred thousand fans, publicly accused me of plagiarizing his signature art, Blackwater Mystic Skill. He even threatened to cripple my cultivation and kick me out of the martial arts world!

With the law enforcement bureau's guns pointed at me and the entire school looking down on me, I couldn't defend myself.

Luckily, the [Everything Can Be Collided With System] awakened!

As long as a physical collision occurs, I can copy the other person's technique with 100% accuracy and no loss, or even trigger a critical evolution!

Looking at the arrogant He Shouyi, I lowered my center of gravity, tilted my left shoulder, and charged straight into his arms with a flawless Iron Mountain Lean, just like an ancient demon!

[Ding! A perfect Iron Mountain Lean detected! Successfully copied SSS-rank Deep-Sea Eldritch Blackwater Mystic Skill!]

The next second, I used Blackwater Mystic Skill with a hundred times more precision than he could. The whole place fell silent! Even the campus belle gasped!

As He Shouyi lay there coughing blood and questioning his life, I stood with my hands behind my back, looking completely innocent. “Everyone, let's be clear: how can a scholar's business be called plagiarism? I just accidentally bumped into him. Our techniques happened to ‘collide,’ that's all. A complete coincidence!”

From then on, everything changed.

Run into a grandmaster? One Mamba flying elbow, and I collide my way into the Supreme Helicopter Killing Art!

Run into a Western deity? One Zidane headbutt, and I collide my way into Divine Core Shatter Technique!

I really didn't plagiarize. I'm just unusually well matched with the techniques of the entire universe!