Living in Seclusion in a Mountain Village: the Whole Internet Regards Me as a Real Fairy on Land

No female protagonist + Buddhist male protagonist + Gaowu Jianghu + Gods of the whole network + Brainstorming of the whole network Su Fan has had enough of 996. I resigned naked and returned to the village. I just wanted to lie down, grow vegetables, raise chickens, drink tea, and live my life quietly. Unexpectedly, there was something wrong with the well water in the backyard of the old house. After taking a sip, I felt comfortable all over, and the wounds on my hands healed on the spot. The vegetable patch is even more outrageous. It grows to the height of a person in half a day, and the smell can make people cry. The native chicken has also mutated, flying three feet high at every turn, as if it had been injected with chicken blood. Su Fan was very calm: I will just plant a field, close the door and live my own life, no one will disturb me. But a travel friend happened to sneak into the village and secretly filmed the video and posted it online. Overnight, the entire Internet went crazy. Thousands of netizens are thinking online: a hidden master, a true immortal on land, an all-powerful boss! Internet celebrity anchors gathered together to attract traffic, and the performance overturned on the spot, and the equipment collectively went black. A billionaire knelt at the entrance of the village, begging for a sip of water to cure his illness. The martial arts master came to challenge him, but he couldn't even touch a leaf. The holy hands of Chinese medicine made a group pilgrimage and tested well water with scientific instruments - a collective failure. Su Fan was sitting in the yard drinking tea, looking at the crowd of people kneeling on the ground outside the door, and sighed: "I'm just a farmer, can you please stop making trouble for yourself?" The whole network: You are right, we will grant you the title of God now! The Buddhists lie flat but are forced to become gods. The more low-key they are, the more they are imagined. They just want to live in seclusion but the whole world is shocked. This time, let's see how the real immortal in the world is "forcibly sent to the altar" by the entire network.