Dressed as a kindergarten principal on the verge of bankruptcy, Lin Xia awakens the god-level kindergarten teacher system. As long as she takes her children to do crafts, she can obtain heaven-defying technology.
So, three-and-a-half-year-old Xiao Ming used a waste paper box to create a miniature nuclear fusion, and Pang Dun, who had a runny nose, changed the water gun into a high-energy particle cannon.
Lin Xia spread his hands: Don't ask, asking is for hard-core scientific enlightenment. We are really just a kindergarten trying to survive!
Faced with pressure from her creditors, ostracism from her peers, and violence from black fans all over the Internet, Lin Xia calmly live-streamed and took her baby to pick up trash.
Netizens angrily shouted: Crazy! Let a three-year-old child take apart a microwave oven with his bare hands? This is severe abuse!
Black fans clamored: Script! Definitely the special effects! That balancing car that flew out of the afterimage definitely stunned Wia!
As a result, when anti-terrorist special police, national security academicians, and five-star generals surrounded the kindergarten overnight and watched the nuclear-powered rocking car playing "Dad's Dad Called Grandpa", everyone's legs went weak on the spot:
"Ancestor! Please, let this kid draw a sketch for our sixth-generation fighter!"
Lin Xia: No, Xiao Ming hasn't had lunch yet, and Xiao Hong is busy folding two-way foil. We have to ensure that the child gets enough sleep!
Since then, Starlight Kindergarten has become a global SSS-level confidential restricted area.
Yingjiang: I want to go to a small class at the age of 30. Is it still too late?
Mars: Help! A group of children came over with insect nets to kill!
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