Can you believe this, everyone?
I’m just a low-level wage slave drowning in online loan debt, and somehow I’ve become Hongjun’s boss!
Here’s what happened: in the Age of the Dharma’s Decline, the prehistoric world’s sages all fell to Earth. Their powers were sealed, and they were having a worse time than anyone.
The Tongtian Cult Leader couldn’t pay his rent, Sun Wukong was delivering takeout and getting bad reviews, the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord was selling braising spices at a street stall, and Hongjun had lost 300 yuan playing chess and was being chased by an old man.
Then I unexpectedly got the Primordial Inkstone, which can turn merit into spiritual energy, and talked all these big shots into joining my company on the spot.
From then on, I did the pitching, and the sages did the work.
For legal disputes, call Tongtian. For same-city deliveries, call Wukong. For braised-food development, call the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord. For strategic slacking, call Hongjun.
All I wanted was to make enough money to pay off my online loans. I never expected to accidentally build a Chinese business empire, stop the Investiture of the Gods from starting over, defeat the Chaos Demon Gods, and become the guardian deity of workers everywhere.
Don’t ask. The boss has a pitch, and even the sages have to buy it!
