My name is Lu Jiu, an ordinary fisherman by the river. I have three pursuits in life: catching the fattest fish in the Qingbo River, brewing the most powerful rice wine, and taking an undisturbed nap under the willow tree. This little life used to be pretty good, until those crazy people in the world always liked to get in with me for some unknown reason. At first, it was just a few thieves who wanted to steal my fish. I thought about my arm strength, which I had practiced for half a lifetime, and swung it over with a pole and hung the person on the tree to dry. It shouldn't be too much, right? They cried and shouted to me, "Senior, please spare my life." I:? Can you use a fresher word for Pengci'er? Later, some members of the righteous demon sect always liked to have fights on my territory, shouting and killing, which scared me so much that I lost three kilograms of fish. I got bored and cast a random net, trying to trap them all and make them quiet. As a result, the leaders of the two sects were tied together by me and a bunch of lively grass carps, looking at each other in shock. The next day, there were rumors in the world that there was an expert who "swept away all grudges in one fell swoop." Me: ... I just feel sorry for my fishing net. The most outrageous thing is that they said that I can "listen to water and communicate with spirits" and hear the secrets of the world from the sound of water flowing. Conscience of heaven and earth! I can just tell from the sound of splashing water whether someone fell into the water upstream, whether it was a fat person or a thin person, and whether he scared my fish when he fell in! Is this a superpower? ! Now, an iceberg-faced man who is said to be the best swordsman in the world comes to me every day carrying his broken sword, insisting on learning some fishing techniques of "harmony between man and nature". A demonic witch,
