[1v4, all] [Smart Butler]
[Binding in progress, ]
[25%, 50%, ]
[Binding successful]
[Host, hello! I’m your smart butler, codename Zero Yi.]
Wu Xie looked at the space before him. “Am I dead?”
Zero Yi: “No.”
Wu Xie: “That’s good, then. What’s a System?”
Zero Yi: “A butler, a space, a living map, a walking encyclopedia, and an indispensable helper for life at home or on the road. You deserve one.”
It’s no problem if you get stuck with a useless Host from the start. As a high-dimensional System, I can help improve the Host’s stats across the board.
Zero Yi: “Now issuing the beginner task.”
[Get Zhang Qiling’s underpants within 24 hours]
[Task reward: one beginner’s gift pack and 50 points]
[Failure penalty: all of the Host’s own underwear will disappear]
Wu Xie stared at the task panel. “Are you sure this is a legitimate task?”
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The benefits of having a smart butler
Zhang Qiling said nothing. He just scooped up Zero Yi and ran.
Black Glasses: “Just kidding. Who could turn down an all-purpose, cold-faced, adorably clueless little tangyuan with a black sesame filling?”
Xie Yuchen: “There’s always something entertaining to watch, as long as I’m not the one being laughed at.”
Wang Pangzi: “Zero Yi! You! Are my! God!”
Wu Xie: “Mine, mine, he’s mine!”
