I Really Don't Want to Flirt with Lolita

Name: I Really Don't Want to Flirt with Lolita
Author: Kong Hua

我真没想撩萝莉

by Kong Hua (孔桦)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 564k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Audience: Male
Updated: 23h ago
Source: Fanqie

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11.5kReads

6.5Score

2.2kShelves

129Chapters

1.2kListens

82.9kReads · all time

Synopsis

[Multiple heroines]+[No moral integrity]+[Lolicon entry] [When all the members of the cultivating world are lolita, I become the only "adult"? ! After Su Bai traveled through time, his three views exploded - all the monks here are immortal, but the higher their cultivation level, the smaller their appearance! The master is a 13-year-old white-haired and black-bellied lolita, whose catchphrase is "I was my master eight hundred years ago..."; The senior sister is an irritable lolita carrying a giant sword. After getting drunk, she chased a Tongxuan monster and beat her because it stole her candied haws. And he, a genuine adult male, has become the rarest "alien" in the world of immortality! What's even more outrageous is that he was unilaterally bound by Heavenly Dao to the [Heavenly Thunder Tribulation Body] - as long as he has a wrong thought towards the Loli cultivator, he will be struck by lightning immediately! Want to hug junior sister? Hack! Praise senior sister for being cute? Hack! Take another look at the open-air hot spring in the sect? The Nine Heavens Divine Thunder exploded on the spot! "Has this Heaven-shattering Dao become a spirit? It's specifically aimed at me!" Su Bai was about to cry but had no tears. But he soon discovered that there was a hidden benefit to being struck by lightning - every time he was hit by a thunder, his cultivation level skyrocketed! So, he started the crazy death-seeking mode: he complained about his master's height in front of his face, he won the senior sister in an arm wrestling match and then laughed at her for her weak strength, and he deliberately cried in anger to come to play with him, just to train for the sake of thunder! But when a group of "ancestors" who have lived for thousands of years discover his secret... "Su Bai, if you play tricks on me again, I will let you guard the thunder tower and be the lightning protection eye of the world." "Junior brother is the worst~ But I have lived for five hundred years, and this is the first time I have seen such an interesting 'thing'." "This child has a special physique and can actually absorb the thunder of heavenly calamity... If he can practice dual cultivation, ahem..."

Reader comments

The settings are interesting and the sweetness is enough for daily use. I may be struck down by lightning later, and I hope that the person in charge of thunder and lightning will eventually be accepted and educated and trained. Come on, author.
47 likes3mo ago
When I first saw it, I thought it was a joke. I didn't expect this book to be so delicious. Thank you, the author. I'm full. Shiliulong. JPG
9 likes3mo ago
The thunder is rolling, where do you want to run? 😡Slay demons and eradicate evil, and move the universe with thunder! 😡Three yuan returns, one sword penetrates the evil spirits, and a bit of heroic spirit attacks evil spirits! 😡Five thunders shake evil spirits and break them! 😡Thunder is rolling, where do you want to run away! 😡Slay demons and eradicate evil, and move the universe with thunder! 😡Three yuan returns, one sword penetrates the evil spirits, and a bit of heroic spirit attacks evil spirits! 😡Five thunders shake evil spirits and break them! 😡Thunder is rolling, where do you want to run away! 😡Slay demons and eradicate evil, and move the universe with thunder! 😡Three yuan returns, one sword penetrates the evil spirits, and a bit of heroic spirit attacks evil spirits! 😡Five thunders shake evil spirits and break them! 😡Thunder is rolling, where do you want to run away! 😡Slay demons and eradicate evil, and move the universe with thunder! 😡Three yuan returns, one sword penetrates the evil spirits, and a bit of heroic spirit attacks evil spirits! 😡Five thunders shake evil spirits and break them! 😡Thunder is rolling, where do you want to run away! 😡Slay demons and eradicate evil, and move the universe with thunder!
6 likes4d ago
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5 likes1mo ago
Delicious😋, please author please bring in more adult ladies, I like the mature style.
5 likes2mo ago
The sweetness is also really sweet. It was so sweet that I was caught off guard. It made me stupid. Summary: The author wrote very well. I hope there will be more scenes between Tang Qianqian and Wen Liuli. I want a lot of lolita [blowing kisses]
4 likes10d ago
The writing is like 🐳, don't ask me why, because I tried. But you can see it, so be it.
4 likes1mo ago
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3 likes2mo ago
Good book, this rating is low. The plot is good, the characters are well created, the emotional lines are rich, and the writing is also top-notch. Lolita is just a special feature. It is more reasonable to let the protagonist be struck by lightning. The various descriptions are also very good. From all aspects, it is worth reading. The protagonist is also very kind, and treats everyone gently and friendly. There is not so much intrigue, and it doesn't look tiring. This book just looks very comfortable, and the emotional scenes look particularly sweet. The new Tang Qianqian Chasing a Husband Thousand Miles Away and Blending with Different Worlds are both endlessly sweet, and they are completely enjoyable to read.
3 likes1mo ago
Damn, those nice mouth teeth~loli stuff is the best~! [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]
2 likes2mo ago
The male protagonist is here from Chunchun Jiahao
2 likes2mo ago
It's quite interesting, except for the plot involving Xie Zhenshuang. His cultivation speed is too fast, right? Just go to a place with a lot of grievances, get some opportunities, and go directly to the realm of return to truth? And the plot of Xie Zhenshuang was a bit uncomfortable for me [Petrochemical] Suddenly a bisexual person was inserted between the protagonist and the master.
2 likes22d ago
The setting is novel and the writing is okay, but I don't know how the author will deal with the foreshadowing of "The Way of Heaven" later on.
2 likes2mo ago
State Grid sponsors this book, The Coming of the Electric Shock Kid
1 like1mo ago
Continue to increase power
1 like2mo ago
It looks good, I'll click on it first and then talk [laughs]
1 like2mo ago
Anyone who clicks in will be shocked [smile]
1 like2mo ago
It's very interesting, and some parts may not make sense, but it doesn't affect the viewing. The description method is also very interesting. I give it five stars. I hope you can see the ending.
1 like2mo ago
Is the base on base? How long did it take
13d ago
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
3mo ago
Really beautiful. Highly recommended.
2mo ago
It looks good, keep calling!
2mo ago
Loli and stuff are the best
1mo ago
Without further ado, just turn on the power
1mo ago
Very sweet, very sweet, very sweet, very sweet
28d ago
No, I'm laughing so hard
25d ago
It looks great. Please support me.
16d ago
Delicious food hahahahaha! !
2mo ago
My friend is going to get a lot of shocks.
1mo ago
Right, right, this is what you need to look at.
1mo ago

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