Good news: I traveled to the battlefield of national destiny and became Xia Kingdom's only hope!
Bad news: I'm fucking dressed as a hippo's tail? !
Bite! "God-level Rhythm Master System" has been bound!
[Current task: Perform a "Propeller Dance" in front of the Eagle Lion King!
"Brother Tong, do you think I can't die fast enough?!"
Facing the lion's open mouth, I was quick to think, my tail swung wildly, turning into a ruthless propeller...
In an instant, the "biochemical reserve grain" accumulated for three days was accurately guided, and the lion king was confused!
Bite! Critical attack successful! The Lion King's psychological shadow area +1000%! Xia Guo's air purification rate increased tenfold!
Audiences across the Internet: "Others are seeking survival in the wilderness, but Brother Chen is seeking death in the wilderness! Who can withstand this biological and chemical weapon?!"
Lion King: (retching) "Fake! Why does this hippo's tail have automatic aiming?!"
