Traveling to the world of immortality, I awakened my divine body, thinking that I would defy heaven.
As a result, I am a living ginseng root.
The cold fairy winked at me: "Fellow Taoist, do you want to practice dual cultivation? I am Loli Yin."
The demon saint fought for me: "His first breath of essence must be mine!"
Even a fox passing by looked at me in a different way.
The entire world of cultivators is coveting my body!
I was forced to turn on the survival mode: practice hard skills during the day and strengthen the formation at night.
Until one day, I was cornered by a group of empresses.
I trembled: "Don't come here! If you come here again, I will... Just suck myself dry!"
Alas, men really need to protect themselves when they are outside.