After 40,000 Years of Immortality, My Granddaughter Exposed Me on Livestream

After living for 4.6 billion years, Su Changqing is Earth's only native, an immortal and undying true god of this world.

He witnessed the dinosaurs rule the land, accompanied Qin Shi Huang on his quest for immortality, personally taught ancient sages the art of war, and outlived generation after generation of prodigies.

Now that spiritual qi has revived and the myths have been lost, all he wants is to hide away in his old house in a Jiangnan town and quietly live as a lazy nobody.

Then, during summer vacation, his granddaughter Su Xiaoyu, a streamer with a million followers, barged into his old home carrying her livestream gear and launched a broadcast called “Exploring Grandpa’s Old House” for the whole internet to watch.

Viewers expected to see the rundown home of a country bumpkin, but the livestream left them utterly dumbfounded:

- A salted duck egg casually sitting on a shelf hatched into a prehistoric ancestral dragon hatchling when sliced open. Paleontologists went wild on the spot.

- The rusty kitchen knife he used every day to cut watermelon revealed the inscription “By the Mandate of Heaven” once cleaned. The entire archaeological community fell silent.

- A scrap of paper propping up a table leg was confirmed to be a lost original draft of the “Preface to the Orchid Pavilion,” missing for a thousand years. A calligraphy grandmaster knelt before him in the middle of the night, begging to become his student.

In less than a day, the whole internet went from mocking him to being utterly stunned.

The head of the National Special Investigations Bureau personally led a team to his door. Hundred-year-old veterans lined up to salute him and call him teacher. Global business magnates fought tooth and nail for a chance to meet him, while powers from every nation battled for a single word of his guidance.

Faced with the whole internet begging him to become a god, Su Changqing merely shook his palm fan helplessly and frowned at his granddaughter, who was still rummaging through boxes.

“Xiaoyu, stop digging around. Grandpa’s house really is full of junk.”

[Bonus Scene]

Alien beasts invade, the cities fall, and the world