Uchiha Kiyoshi, an Uchiha with an M-shaped hairline, whose biggest dream in life is to travel far and wide with Uncle Ichiraku's double portion of barbecued pork ramen.
However, the moment he climbed out of the Konoha fence, the style of painting suddenly changed——
[Ding! The Bald Rescue System is activated!
[Please choose: A. Upskirting and escaping B. Surrendering with colored contact lenses C. Burning root hair growth serum]
In order to save the precarious hairline, Qing rushed into Danzo's base camp in tears. That night, the wind in Konoha was a bit strong, Danzo's bandage flew away, Kakashi's "Intimate Paradise" fell, and Qing's defection path completely went astray.
I originally wanted to go to the Xiao organization to work in the "five insurances and one housing fund", but ended up becoming a "wage earner" of the Xiao organization:
Xiaonan chases him every day to deduct performance;
Although Itachi's combat power is at its peak, he is a "dango spirit" who cannot take care of himself;
Deidara was baked into a sweet potato by him because of three months of detonating clay, and he chased him and blew up the base five times;
Even the reincarnated Danzo, the first thing he said when they met was: "Is that honey powder cake still in stock?"
From defecting as a ninja to becoming the "Scavenger King" of the Akatsuki organization, and then using five-year-old Bingliang pills to smoke Otsutsuki Kaguya into autism...
After thousands of sails, Qing finally understood: no eternal kaleidoscope is as fragrant as the freshly cooked barbecued pork of Ichiraku Ramen.
This is a sandbox story about hair loss, social death, making money, and finally returning to the village to work as a teacher and retire happily.