Born Offside? No, I Only Score Two Goals

Lin Ran spent three years as a bit-part player in La Liga before his club kicked him out. He was a complete waste of space. Then a bizarre System appeared: “You will score exactly two goals every match. No more, no less.” With his face, his backside, the back of his head... Nobody knows how the ball goes in. They only know that whenever Lin Ran steps onto the pitch, the “2” on the scoreboard is already guaranteed. The world’s richest clubs have gone crazy, waving blank checks and begging for his signature. Oil tycoon Andre Silva issued a blunt warning: “This football wasteland will be the death of you.” Lin Ran tore up Manchester City’s contract and walked away without looking back. “I don’t need money to prove my talent.” He has only one goal: to wear the red jersey and show the world that Dragon Nation football can reach for the World Cup trophy too. “Sorry, I can only score two. But those two will keep you fed for the rest of your life.”