The Ultimate Melancholy Godhood System

I awakened the strongest god-tier System, but it levels up through “melancholy.”

But I, Lin Tianye, have never been sad in my life.

System warning: If you keep smiling, your cultivation will be reset to zero.

I couldn’t hold it in and laughed.

My cultivation vanished, and the whole crowd burst out laughing.

Then, after I discussed the campus beauty’s cup size in front of everyone and she slapped me…

I understood.

It turns out the only way to get stronger is to get her to slap me a few more times.