My name is Yun Yang, and I was born bad. I was already flirting with girls in third or fourth grade, and by fifth or sixth grade I’d started drinking, smoking, and getting into fights. After dropping out, getting involved with my cousin only made things worse. But I’ve never regretted it. In this day and age, honest people will always be bullied! (First person, first person, first person! I’m saying it three times because it matters!) This is a parallel fictional world. If anything doesn’t make sense, come up with your own excuse!