[Supernatural recovery + capitalist system + reverse exploitation + funny and invincible + shady businessman]
Introduction：
The supernatural revives, hundreds of ghosts walk at night, and the living retreat.
Others narrowly escaped death after being hit by ghosts, and fled frantically for their lives;
Ji Shang looked at the thousand-year-old evil spirit that came to his door, and silently took out the golden abacus and POS machine, with a capitalist-like kindness in his eyes.
"This red wedding dress with blood is so full of resentment that you will die if you wear it? Very good, wipe away the debt, and use it as a bulletproof vest with a price tag of three million!"
"That yellow man who has lived for five hundred years asks me whether I am a god or a human being. I think you look like a perfect night shift security captain! The monthly salary is three thousand, including room and board, food or not, do you want to work or not?"
When the top local Feng Shui masters and tomb robbers were chased by a thousand-year-old evil spirit and ran away crying and crawling into the fourth watch shop, they were horrified to discover that the clerk who was serving them tea looked so much like the Flying Corpse King who disappeared in Xiangxi's corpse-hunting lineage three hundred years ago. !
At first, Ji Shang just wanted to pay off his debts; but accidentally, Jiuzhou Guishi was acquired by him maliciously, and the Ten Palaces of Yama owed him a huge amount of loan sharks. Even God was forced to go bankrupt and reorganized by his contract...
The living person collects the money and the dead person collects the life, no credit is owed, and counter-offers are declined.
Ji Shang fiddled with his abacus and showed a capitalist-like smile: "Dear masters, our shop undertakes all kinds of evil spirits removal business. For the sake of our acquaintance, I will give you a 20% discount and use your ten years of life as collateral."
Also known as:
"This junk shop is so cruel, the Millennium Rice Dumpling King was forced to step on the sewing machine!"
"We have said that there will be a revival of terror, but why do you even weigh black and white and impermanence by weight?"
