The Boring Bastard Always Wants to Seduce Me

Name: The Boring Bastard Always Wants to Seduce Me
Author: Ink Bamboo Shoots

闷骚霸总总想勾引我

by Ink Bamboo Shoots (墨香笋)

Status: Completed
Length: 203k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 7d ago
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[Funny tough-tongued straight man is attacked by a sultry and sinister bully] [Two male protagonists + quick wear] Please use it with your mind at ease when reading this sweet and refreshing tomato-specific article! Jiang Xubai accepted a system mission: to attack the business tycoon Fu Wang. Mission requirements: Make him excited, make him lose control, make him insist on you. Jiang Xubai was full of confidence and made a perfect plan: Step one: Act nice. Step 2: Run away after teasing. Step 3: Wait for him to take the initiative. The plan was executed smoothly. Fu Wang really took the bait, and tied him to his side with a cold face every day, taking him with him wherever he went. He was extremely possessive. Jiang Xubai was very proud, thinking that the task was almost completed. Until one day, he accidentally saw Fu Wan's computer desktop. Surprisingly, it was a folder titled "How to get Jiang Xubai to confess his love". It contains detailed records: "On the first day, he smiled at me and my heart moved." "On the 7th day, he pretended to fall and jumped into my arms. He was cute and cooperative." "On the 21st day, he deliberately called me drunk, his voice was very soft, and he recorded it." "On the 45th day, he thought he was attacking me and let him continue." Jiang Xubai: "???" He rushed to question: "Fu Wang! Did you know everything from the beginning?!" Fu Wang slowly took off his gold-rimmed glasses and looked up at him: "Yeah." "Then why are you still..." "I will act with you." "What are you planning?" "You keep acting, and you really bring yourself to the role." Jiang Xubai's face turned red: "I didn't! I'm straight!" Fu Wang nodded: "Yes, you are straight." Then he lowered his head and kissed him. "Keep going straight.

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