I Became a Wild God in a Ruined Temple and Left the Celestial Court Speechless

Wen Wanwan transmigrated. When she woke up, she was stuck on a shabby altar table, with the paint peeling off her left cheek and water leaking from her right eye.

System: Acquire your first believer as soon as possible, or you’ll disappear in 72 hours.

Wen Wanwan: …So my KPI is recruiting believers? One temple from the start, and I have to scam my way into getting all the gear?

Later, she discovered a bug: any divine power she gave away came back to her doubled.

Wen Wanwan: ??? Are you trying to force me to be a saint? Fine, I’ll do it!

The Earth God came to collect management fees, but she berated him until he slammed the door on his way out. “What have you ever managed for me? Managed to keep my paint from peeling?”

When Lord Qingshan came to seize her territory, she shut him up with one sentence: “People have legs. They can go wherever they want.”

The “living immortal” Xuan Qing was refining pills from children? She projected his pill chamber for everyone to see. “What are you staring at? Never seen a beauty before? Take him away, take him away!”

Heaven couldn’t sit still any longer and sent heavenly soldiers to surround and attack her.

Wen Wanwan: Go ahead and hit me. Every punch you land makes me stronger. Your punishments are my power banks.

Heaven: …

Heaven fell silent.

Later, an army of four million from the Demonic Creatures Alliance advanced on her.

Wen Wanwan: Would you like something to eat first? I have some very sweet fruit in my divine realm.

Demon King: …I came here to fight a war!

Wen Wanwan: You still have to eat during a war.

Later still, the Emperor of Heaven came to ask her in person: What exactly makes you so powerful?

Wen Wanwan thought for a moment. “Probably because I’m stuck on an altar table and can’t move, so all I can do is keep helping people. Help, help, help…”

Emperor: …That’s not being stuck. That’s being an overachiever.