[System + invincible protagonist + wild imagination + goofy daily life + multiple heroines]
“Lin Mo, if you dare sell those electrified ‘Ruyi Jingu Bangs’ at school again, I'll confiscate them!”
Lin Mo remained perfectly calm. “Senior, this is an ancient, defective magical artifact. Only 9.9 yuan, with free shipping. Interested?”
Reborn as a college sophomore, Lin Mo planned to get rich selling things from a street stall and make up for the regrets of his overworked corporate life in his previous life. But his System went completely off the rails!
Making a bed became “setting up a Spirit-Gathering Formation.” Delivering takeout became “sword-flying training.” Even selling a five-yuan balloon made the System spam messages:
“Ding! Congratulations, Host, on spreading the Dao for your sect! Reward: Divine Pill of Creation, beauty-enhancing edition!”
From then on, the whole school thought he was slacking off, when in fact he was cultivating immortality.
Then Cangqiong Capital tried to swallow up the Yan family. Lin Mo retaliated with a “Brain-Dulling Talisman,” making a financial tycoon rap in front of everyone: “Think bigger, this deal is a huge loss for me!”
When cracks between worlds opened and mighty figures from across the heavens descended, Lin Mo sat behind a folding table with a milk tea in hand, pointed at the knickknacks on the ground, and grinned:
“Immortal cultivation? How can that beat making money at a street stall? Great cosmic big shot, will you be paying for this innate treasure by QR code or cash?”
“A gentle landlady, a rich heiress senior, a young woman studying traditional Chinese medicine... As they kept squeezing into this ‘sect headquarters,’ Lin Mo panicked. System, I'm running a street stall, not building a harem!”
