Others wear books and are busy being Neptune, but Lin Lulu wears books and is bound to the [Green Tea Death System]. As long as she earns one million black fans, she can be laid off with a one billion pension!
In order to be blocked by the entire network, she started a crazy and crazy mode where she didn't care about her face or her life.
But who would have thought that this year's netizens and male protagonists are all Dihua brain-filling madmen!
On the red carpet, she wore a torn potato sack and picked her nose in public in order to look stunning with white lotus flowers.
The whole network exclaimed: "Reject appearance anxiety, this is the only relaxation god in domestic entertainment!"
On Love TV, in order to fulfill her role as a bully, she kept people awake in the middle of the night and forced female celebrities to recite "Postpartum Care of Sows".
The Ministry of Agriculture sent a banner overnight: "Pay attention to agriculture, rural areas and farmers, this is a down-to-earth contemporary good young man!"
In order to stink herself, she cooked a pot of canned durian stewed herring for Gu Yan, a misanthropic leader with severe mysophobia, in an attempt to silence him.
As a result, one bowl of it not only cured the top-notch anorexia, but also gave the boss an affectionate confession with red eyes: "You would rather pretend to be an unreasonable semen than to hide your sincerity in protecting me. Woman, you are really heartbreaking."
Dip! Warn! The host's popularity among the entire network is off the charts, and he owes five million worth of anti-fans! Forcibly distribute god-level acting skills/100 billion assets as punishment!
Looking at the room full of trophies for best-selling actresses, contracts worth hundreds of billions, and the top chaebol proposing to me with a solid gold folding chair...
Lin Lulu broke down and cried: "Mom! Please stop praising me! I am really a green tea person!"
(All members are inspired by Dihua + the heroine goes crazy + the ultimate contrast is refreshing. See how full-level green tea is forced to become the era
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It's so interesting. It's so funny. Come and see it.
It's so interesting. It's so funny. Come and see it.