Su Jinnian, the best fortune teller in modern times, was struck to death by a thunderbolt because his predictions were too accurate.
After waking up, I found that I had been transported into a bloody novel and became a cannon fodder and fake half-immortal who could not survive more than three chapters.
Good news: The ability to tell fortunes is still there.
Even better news: after a few more predictions, the thunder will come and strike her down, and she can go home!
In order to die quickly, Su Jinnian began a vigorous road to death——
She cursed the prince and was regarded as a miracle doctor; she terrorized passers-by and saved a whole family; she danced to the gods to pray for rain when offering sacrifices to the sky, but it rained heavily, and the emperor named her a national preceptor on the spot.
Su Jinnian:? ? ?
What's even more outrageous is that the male protagonist in the original book looked at her from vigilance to admiration; the crazy villain in the original book who wanted to destroy the world held her fortune-telling and giggled every day: "She said I have a peach blossom today, does that mean I should marry her?"
Su Jinnian collapsed: I thought it was a bloody disaster!
Now, the entire capital wants her to be the savior, and only she knows it——
She just wants to go home! I just want to get off work! ! !