After binding the life valuation system, I realized it.
The world is one giant stock exchange.
My money-loving ex called me poor? I saw a red light flashing above her head: [The growth rate of emotional value is negative, the fundamentals have deteriorated, it is recommended to sell short securities immediately!
The boss wants to take the cake? I see green on the ceiling of the company: [The core business model is a Ponzi scheme, it will be ST soon, sell your resignation options quickly!
I, a life trader, have the only profit model: short human beings and long myself.
I invested in my fat house roommate's "animation figure reselling" project, and three months later he monopolized the entire East China market.
I bought the "dark cuisine" recipe from the cafeteria aunt, and a year later it became a national brand that sold all over the world.
Just when I thought I was the first sober person in the world, the national goddess confessed her love to me in public at the award ceremony.
Under the spotlight, a golden light flashed in my eyes, and I started valuing her as usual...
Warning! Warn!
[Target: Ling Qingxue, heir to the Ling Family Group]
[Current market value: Valuation overflow, cannot be calculated. The target has made a tender offer for you, forcing privatization!
? ? ? How the hell am I actually going to be trapped one day?
