On the day Lu Sanjin and Sheng Qiuyue are to be married, Longmen Escort Agency is decked out in festive decorations. But an urgent letter from home, delivered at breakneck speed, turns the wedding hall into a debt-collection scene: the Lu family’s gold mine has suddenly collapsed, three concubines have run off with the money, and the old master is so furious he’s taken to his bed! The bride, Qiuyue, flips up her veil. “What are you afraid of? Back when I was hacking people up in Guangzhou, you were still dancing on an abacus!” Watch as this bickering couple leads the escort agency crew in turning a catastrophe into a windfall, then heads home together to claim the title of “The Greatest Escort Agency Under Heaven”!