Su Ran, twenty-four, formerly in operations at a major tech company, is now the only new employee in the Repair Department of the Multiverse Administration Bureau.
On his first day, a veteran tossed him a magic pen and a “Guide to Avoiding Pitfalls.” Training time: three seconds.
Job description: Travel through anime worlds and handle client complaints.
His first ticket: Gojo Satoru complained that he kept getting bisected and demanded that the plot be deleted immediately.
Su Ran: “We can't remove that plot point, but I can add a highlight scene where you beat Sukuna senseless. The budget is unlimited.”
Gojo Satoru signed off on the work.
Later, Uchiha Itachi applied for a permanent death, Eren demanded a rewritten ending, Light Yagami complained that his defeat was too hasty, and Sakata Gintoki complained that strawberry milk had gone up in price.
Su Ran handled it all with practiced ease, until one day he noticed a line of tiny text behind every ticket:
[Highlight-scene energy recovery complete]
He thought he was handling after-sales service. In reality, he was helping the System harvest the characters' suffering.
Su Ran closed his notebook and opened a new document titled: “Plan to Establish a Client Committee.”
