I'm doing a handstand.
To be precise, I was lying head down and feet up, with a bowl of freshly soaked braised beef noodles in front of me, and I was going to eat the noodles into my mouth with chopsticks.
The number of people online hangs in the upper right corner of the live broadcast room: 15 people.
That's right, fifteen living people, and three of them are robots.
"Family members, watch out. This trick is called eating noodles while standing upside down. It's the only one on the internet." I panted while standing upside down, sweat dripping down my forehead. "Please follow me so you don't get lost. Brother Shen will take you on the highway."
Three barrages floated over.
"Brother Shen, come on, you can eat it soon."
"This bowl of noodles looks more valuable than Brother Shen."
"Eat quickly, eat quickly, I want to see you spill the soup on your head."
I took a deep breath, picked up the noodles with my chopsticks and stuffed them into my mouth. The noodles were slippery and fell back into the bowl as soon as they touched my lips. I adjusted the angle and tried it again, and the tip of my nose almost dipped into the soup. After struggling for almost a minute, I finally took a bite, and a few "666" appeared on the barrage.
Then one of them sent a message: "That's it. Sister Liu next door is doing a house dance, and I went to watch it."
The number of people online dropped to 14.
I almost lost my balance and fell.
I can't live this day. My name is Shen Yanzhi, and I have been an entertainment anchor for three years. The most glorious moment was when the number of people online exceeded 500, but that was because the big anchor next door mentioned me. For the rest of the time, accompanied by these fifteen die-hard fans and countless robots, I did the tasks that others were tired of seeing day after day.
Eat noodles upside down, eat raw lemons, and blow up balloons with your nose.
Who I am? Am I an entertainment anchor? I'm a fucking circus monkey.
Just when I was about to finish the noodle soup, the barrage suddenly changed.
