Great Tang: The Lazy Prince Who Cultivates While Lying Down

Li Jin transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and became the fifth prince, forgotten in the cold palace after the Xuanwu Gate Incident. His mother was an unknown maid who died taking a blade for him, and he had never even met his imperial father.

It didn’t matter. In his previous life, he’d been a couch potato, and in this life he’d keep lying flat. If he could lie down, he wouldn’t stand; if he could sleep, he wouldn’t wake up.

Then he activated the [Daily Sign-in Cultivation System].

He signed in at the vegetable garden and grew spirit plants; signed in at a secret realm and found the Guixu Celestial Grotto; signed in for spirit pets, and a little fire qilin, a little fire phoenix, and a little golden dragon lined up to become his companions. The more he lay around, the more he became the only cultivator in the world.

When a hundred thousand Turkic cavalry surrounded the Wei River, he yawned, and his maid repelled them with three spear thrusts.

When his little sister Zisi was poisoned and near death, he came walking out of the void, a peach blossom she had folded tucked into his lapel. He defied fate, braved tribulations, and saved her.

The court officials knelt across the hall, and even the emperor came to visit. But Li Jin simply took his sister back to the cold palace and continued sunbathing in his broken bamboo chair.

“Don’t bother me. I just want to be a quiet couch potato.”

Later, he took on a six-year-old disciple.

The boy was a transmigrator with a natural Dao physique and a cultivation talent unseen in a thousand years. The System said he would grow up to steal his little Zisi away.

Li Jin glanced at the brat squatting beside the vegetable garden, watering Zisi’s plants, and smiled faintly.

For the first time, the might of a Great Luo Golden Immortal enveloped the entire Tang Dynasty.