After Faking Madness, I Was Taken Home as a Substitute by a Madman

Good news: I made it off Deadman’s Island.

Bad news: I was picked up as a pet by a crazy big shot.

Even worse news: He thinks I’m a substitute for his long-dead first love, his older sister.

And so

When he misses his sister, he makes me dry his hair. I have to play along.

Then he says, “My sister used to flick me on the forehead. Why won’t you do it?”

Me, eyes wide with shock: “Dude, I’m supposed to be a nutcase, not your sister!”

While he’s away, I sneak into my enemy’s villa at night and carve “I’M BACK” into the floor, scaring them half to death!

Then the very next moment, I run into the big shot, who’s out in disguise, at the night market!

I disguise myself as a barbecue stall vendor, but he sits right in front of my stall and even shoots through the table because of a female assassin!

His bodyguards are scared stiff, but I calmly turn over the chicken wings in my hand.

His gaze locks onto me at once. “You. Aren’t you afraid?”

Me, slowly crouching down: “…I am.” My legs are giving out, man!

So should I get revenge first, or figure out how to cure this genuinely crazy big shot? Asking for help online. It’s urgent!