Wearing the Book of Tianlong, the First Thigh Is Duan Yanqing

While traveling in Xinjiang, I was blinded by a burst of rays of light. Wandering in the jungle, I met a disabled brother until he knocked down a wild deer with his penis. Only then did I realize that I had traveled to a different world of Tianlong. Ding Chunqiu was struck by the talisman of life and death, "Sir, save me!" Jiumozhi went crazy and said, "Sir, save me!" Duan Yu saw me and said, "Uncle Qin, I miss you so much!" Xu Zhu met me and said, "Meet my uncle!" When Xiao Feng saw me, I said, "Brother Feng!" The world will be unified and peaceful forever! I am coming!