Siheyuan: Eighth-Rank Grandmaster, A Dynamic Duo with My Pet

After transmigrating into the capital, Lin Fan finds himself in a hellish situation from the start: secret agents burst into a matchmaking session, and all the scheming residents of the compound tremble in fear! At the critical moment, Lin Fan unlocks a max-level physique and inherits Grandmaster-level Baji Fist! “A sow wearing a bra, layer upon layer!” Lin Fan unleashes a torrent of verbal attacks while striking with the force of thunder. His military dog, Heizi, bites through an agent’s wrist, and his Iron Mountain Lean smashes an enemy agent’s breastbone, stunning everyone present! What’s more, he has a mutant myna named Master Ba, who rattles off Beijing-style sayings and witty retorts, with a razor-sharp tongue passed down from the best! When the scheming residents of the compound start jumping out to plot against him, Lin Fan’s answer is simple: “The ultimate trash-talker, plus a crushing advantage in force.” He and his divine pet Master Ba trade quips, using the funniest sayings to make their enemies’ blood pressure soar. He snatches Qin Huairu away from her intended, beats up bullies at the steel mill, and builds himself an invincible everyday life in the courtyard, with his young wife at his side and his divine pet on a leash!