This Was Supposed to Be Rule Horror, So Why Are You Pulling Out the Criminal Code?

Rule Horror descended, and because I was slacking off at work while watching Today’s Legal Report, I was forcibly bound to the [Strongest Outlaw System].

While others fled for their lives in the horrors, I took out the Criminal Law and started looking for loopholes.

The Slit-Mouthed Woman opened her mouth at me, so I handed her the Public Security Administration Punishments Law. “Exposing your face in a public place: a 200-yuan fine and five days in detention.”

Sadako crawled out of the TV, so I pulled out the Cybersecurity Law. “You unlawfully invaded a private residence and spread terrifying information. That’s a three-year sentence.”

Then the final boss, an evil god, descended and unleashed divine punishment upon me.

I quietly took out Chapter One, Article One of the Constitution and cleared my throat:

“Comrade, practicing feudal superstition in the Dragon Kingdom is bad enough, but your way of thinking is downright dangerous.”

Evil God: “???”