[All characters are over eighteen in total age; multiple heroines, all routes included, so rest assured. Includes illustrations. The protagonist isn’t a coward: this is pure, invincible wish fulfillment]
Gu Chen, an immortal who has lived for countless ages, fails his tribulation, and his soul crosses between planes.
Mocked as a good-for-nothing by a bratty girl from the start?
Gu Chen gives her a look. “Do you know what happens to brats like you? Keep these coins and buy yourself a coffin. You’ve recklessly practiced forbidden spells, and you don’t have long to live.”
That day, the Eternal Immortal Sect System awakens.
Requirements for taking disciples: born with a Daoist physique, permanently youthful appearance (a legal loli), and castoffs from a world of magic.
And so, on this land where magic reigns supreme, an utterly absurd sect comes into being.
While mages are still struggling to chant spells that take three whole minutes, Gu Chen’s loli disciple flicks a finger and shatters the core of a holy relic.
When a lord arrives roaring alongside his dragon, the shabby old man watching the gate gives a cold laugh. “Anyone who trespasses into the Tianluo Sect must kneel, kowtow, and then leave.”
“Magic is a technique. Immortal cultivation is the Dao.”
Gu Chen sits atop a mountain towering ten thousand zhang high, with the head of an arrogant demon god beneath his feet.
“In this world, my word is the one and only law.”
