Immortal Venerable Song Deman was banished to the mortal world to deliver takeout, with a talking, cursing electric scooter battery thrown in for good measure.
He thought it was just a miserable job with “no-delivery” restrictions, until the System started sending him all kinds of absurd orders and branded him a “virus” to be hunted down.
After the battery that had cursed him for four hundred years burned up its soul to take a lethal blow for him, he picked up the scooter and said to those who had come to erase him:
“I’m not delivering this order. What I’m delivering is a chance to rebuild your heavens from the ground up.”
A 37.5-Degree Heartbeat / The Phoenix in the Battery
Urban Cultivation, Sweet Romance, Delivery Rider, Subverting Expectations, Causality, System
