[Prosperous Tang Chang’an + gap-moe child + poetry, wine, and romance + court intrigue + martial arts world + alternate history]
I was reborn as Li Lang of the Great Tang, a four-year-old orphan, dying on the streets... But the System says I’ll become the Great Tang’s greatest prodigy, renowned for poetry, wine, and peerless courage with a sword! Yeah, right!
Before long, I believe it... I sing one song and leave Emperor Xuanzong on his knees. He takes me to the palace that very night. Then Yang Yuhuan kneels, Li Bai and Du Fu kneel before me again and again, and An Lushan bows to me three times and kowtows nine times. The people of the entire Great Tang revere me like a god...
I know it: I’m the chosen savior of this declining Great Tang!
But honestly, just like everyone here, I prefer the beautiful women of the Great Tang... I’m just here to have a good time!
